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    ~~~Corny Joke Friday~~~

    Where do you find a 1 legged dog?

    Wherever you left it



    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground meat.




    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean meat.



    Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?

    Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.




    Why did the golfer change his socks?

    Cuz he got a hole in one.
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    http://www.notalwaysright.com

    The customer is not always right. Includes tech support stories
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    Default A few creative uses for sticky notes...

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    Wow. How much practice did that all take?

    Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYTQKoJ1N8

    Making of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25YWWpigco
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    I know I know it's Thursday... but you guys all need to get "Barack Roll'd"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4
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    #82
    That was interestingly written.
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    #83
    This slideshow had a couple of good lines: http://www.236.com/news/2008/10/01/d...s_w_1_9211.php

    Yea, I know. I'm a day early.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-...eature=related

    Not Friday, but I couldn't help it.
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    #86
    Sorry, it's the best I could do:

    Bowling for Cats
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    1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE.
    2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller.
    3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
    4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
    5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
    6. Chuck Norris' computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
    7. Chuck Norris' email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
    8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon.
    9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson.
    10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC.
    11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC (Sorry Chuck, that's already been done!)
    12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
    13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language.
    14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan.
    15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.
    16. Chuck Norris invented the internet.
    17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
    18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL.
    19. Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour.
    20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database.
    21. Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound.
    22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.
    23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
    24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands.
    25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter.
    26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
    27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
    28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros.
    29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris' website.

    http://www.itweek.jaded.co.za/23/chuck-norris-it-jokes
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    #88
    Funny Fact:

    Dynamik has made 7 contributions to this thread.

    4 of them have NOT been on Friday
    3 of them actually HAVE been on Friday

    I believe you are off topic a bit there buddy. DONT POST TODAY, you will even up your post count and it will be less funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishra
    Funny Fact:

    Dynamik has made 7 contributions to this thread.

    4 of them have NOT been on Friday
    3 of them actually HAVE been on Friday

    I believe you are off topic a bit there buddy. DONT POST TODAY, you will even up your post count and it will be less funny.
    i lol'd
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    To be fair, I've only been about 12 hours away on all my off-days, which I think falls within an acceptable margin of error. Also, if you look at the timestamps, I actually had four on Friday for everyone who is Mountain time or further west

    Here's a little post-Halloween for fun you all: http://www.seattleweekly.com/slideshow/view/172545/1

    Edit: I just found something a million times better than that: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=732_1225340870&p=1
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    No posts today so I thought I'd add a little something for all of you TechExamers to enjoy!


    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Alda

    Alda who?

    Alda time you knew who it was!


    I apologize for wasting those few seconds of your life
    An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made.
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    Benny Lava

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812813

    This was brought up in another thread by Amp2030 and Dynamik.

    Something needed to be posted today. I don't have access to youtube from work, so college humor will have to do.

    Also, here is Internet People.

    http://www.channelfrederator.com/met...e/TMM_20070906

    This may have been posted before as well
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    #94
    Quote Originally Posted by rfult001
    http://insecurehosts.com/
    oh man thats brilliant, haha.
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    Well it's not Friday, but it might as well be for most of my neighbours to the south. Keep an eye on the last paragraph.

    http://kstp.com/article/stories/S679235.shtml?cat=1
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    Quote Originally Posted by astorrs
    Well it's not Friday, but it might as well be for most of my neighbours to the south. Keep an eye on the last paragraph.

    http://kstp.com/article/stories/S679235.shtml?cat=1
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    Quote Originally Posted by networker050184
    Quote Originally Posted by astorrs
    Well it's not Friday, but it might as well be for most of my neighbours to the south. Keep an eye on the last paragraph.

    http://kstp.com/article/stories/S679235.shtml?cat=1
    "Police released the man to his girlfriend and the woman to her husband."

    ...
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    That's how it's done!

    Take note, other states!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rfult001
    http://insecurehosts.com/
    i like that
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    Here is something for u........

    What is height of Secrecy?
    Offering blank visiting cards .


    What is height of laziness?
    Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


    What is height of Craziness?
    Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


    What is height of Forgetfulness?
    Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.


    What is height of Stupidity?
    A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.


    What is height of Honesty?
    A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.


    What is height of Suicide?
    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


    What is height of De-hydration?
    A cow giving milk powder

    Keep Smiling!!!!
    Have A Wonderful Day................!!!!!!
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