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    Default 5 friends you need at work

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    I think the janitor/maintenance man should be #1.
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    The security guard at the front.
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    The hot secretary who needs tech support at home?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynamik View Post
    The hot secretary who needs tech support at home?
    #include <yourmomjoke.h>
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiersten View Post
    #include <yourmomjoke.h>
    I see what you did there, its so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

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    Id like to be more than a friend with #4...
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    I just get all of my friends jobs. It sure makes having five friends at work a breeze.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pash View Post
    I see what you did there, its so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

    My favourite friend at work is me.
    Well it was going to be stddynamiksmomjoke.h but I thought that was a little too long and some people might think it say STD...
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    Generally be nice to people you work with and for. Don't be an ass because you don't know if you'll ever need a favour from them in the future. Saying that, don't also be spineless who gives into every demand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Boz View Post
    I just get all of my friends jobs. It sure makes having five friends at work a breeze.
    That implies that you have friends...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynamik View Post
    That implies that you have friends...
    I've got plenty of friends. They all want me to watch their webcam and help them move $10,000,000 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) out of the country because they're the ex president's best friend's cousin's dog sitter.
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